A man hangs a tube up women who is barefoot

Jack Torrance accepts a caretaker job at the Overlook Hotel, where he, along with his wife Wendy and their son Danny, must live isolated from the rest of the world for the winter. But they aren't prepared for the madness that lurks within.

Directed and edited by Stanley Kubrick's daughter Vivian Kubrick, this film offers a look behind the scenes during the making of The Shining.

In the land of feet, the one-armed paper hanger is king. Let us explain. Chicks dig handicaps. The worse the infirmary, the more they want to coddle and smother someone with sympathy. So it stands to reason that the general who's struggling to bring his troops to attention gets the ground support. Convince her you lost a vital appendage in a freak remote control accident and that you adore her feet. She'll take it from there with a series of arch-related dick seductions that will make you explode. Sure it's a slimy trick, but the ends often justify the means.