Don't put the poodle in the microwave

Private eye Philip Marlowe and his bride move to a desert town, where he uncovers a land scheme.

The first chapter of a pseudo western series, a meditation on mediated violence. Donald Duck, his wife Daisy Duck, their daughter Bonkers, Nancy Reagan, Andy Warhol, John Wayne, Mini, Heidi, Poncho and the Cartwrights abuse, torture and kill each other.

Construction worker Donald is having a hard time getting anything good to eat since his wife has decided to only cook gourmet foods. That and her constant harping causes him to snap, so he whacks her. Somewhere in the confusion he comes up with a new use for the microwave oven, and begins to eat much better. Soon he's experimenting with different recipes. And different meats.

A day in the life of George, a victim of the microwave auditory effect.