i think youre dad is freaked out because we had sex

Greg Focker is ready to marry his girlfriend, Pam, but before he pops the question, he must win over her formidable father, humorless former CIA agent Jack Byrnes, at the wedding of Pam's sister. As Greg bends over backward to make a good impression, his visit to the Byrnes home turns into a hilarious series of disasters, and everything that can go wrong does, all under Jack's critical, hawklike gaze.

Fifteen years after a young man disowns his infant son, fate brings father and son together in a deadly street fight that'll alter their lives forever.

It's ridiculous to think that things can go the other way around. Everyone has heard of a son stealing a girl from his old man, but the other way around? Now THAT hurts! "Oh, wow! I know you don't want to hear this but your dad is hot. And I know you don't want to hear this, but his cock is huge. I know because it barely fits in my mouth or my pussy"- Random Girlfriend

Your dad is so sexy. He might be older but he sure knows what he's doing with that big dick of his.

I think your dad is so sexy! And I know you don't want to hear this, but his cock is huge!

I couldn't believe my eyes when I accidental saw your dad get out of the shower!! I had no choice but to get that monster inside me.

Stop being a big ol' pervert, Mister. It just wouldn't be right to think that the guys slamming their thick cocks half way up our cervixes were really our daddy's. Yuck! It would be downright gross to think the fat cock responsible for my gaping ass belonged to my real Pops. I would never tease the guy the way I did and give him a peek at my sticky pussy soaking through my panties if he was really my daddy. And those mind-blowing d.p.'s and cum-drenched facials I enjoyed so much...they would have never happened! Jeez, what do you think we are, some kind of dirty little sluts or something?

Pamela Morrison - Oh my daddy, I'm so sorry for sending you those nude photos of me, please don't be mad or tell mom! Wait, you liked them? You want to see the real thing and not just a picture? I'm so happy you feel that way. Cadey Mercury - Oh FUCK! I can't believe I just sent nude selfies to my dad. maybe I can delete them before he sees them. Oops stepdaddy, I'm so sorry! Can we forget you ever saw these? I know what we can do. Trisha Parks - Hi dad, I'm just skipping school in this totally slutty outfit. What? give you a handjob so you won't tell mom? Fine. Harley Jade - OMG DAD! I accidentally saw your penis last night when you came into my room. I kind of really liked it hehe. Maybe you should come to my room again tonight and I can get to see it a little longer?