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The story of a wealthy family that lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.

Featuring interviews from major cast and crew members, along with 200 fans from across the country, this documentary tells the whole story of this amazing and one of a kind tv show.

Formerly filthy rich video store magnate Johnny Rose, his soap star wife Moira, and their two kids, über-hipster son David and socialite daughter Alexis, suddenly find themselves broke and forced to live in Schitt's Creek, a small depressing town they once bought as a joke.

Interviews with the cast, creators, journalists and celebrity fans, plus behind-the-scenes footage from season six.