not today bitch

Taking inspiration from Peter M. Bracke's definitive book of the same name, this seven-hour documentary dives into the making of all twelve Friday the 13th films, with all-new interviews from the cast and the crew.

Craig and Smokey are two guys in Los Angeles hanging out on their porch on a Friday afternoon, smoking and drinking, looking for something to do.

Craig and his cousin Day Day have finally moved out of their parents' houses and into their own crib, working nights at a local mall as security guards. When their house is robbed on Christmas Eve they set out to track down the culprit.

A streetwise man flees South Central Los Angeles, heading to the suburbs and his lottery-winner uncle and cousin, to avoid a neighborhood thug with a grudge who has just escaped from prison.

When Craig moves from the 'hood to the Valley to live with his uncle, he's in a whole new world of trouble! Not only is he breaking the law to get money to save his uncle's house, but Deebo's out of prison and hot on his trail for revenge! You can bet Craig will try to fuck his way out of this mess, but will the hot Asian neighbor Mrs. Kim-ho be able to save his sorry ass?