Burglar hides behind sofa whilst couple have sex

A man hides his valuables under his mattress before going to sleep, blissfully unaware of the two burglars on his roof.

A husband uses a ruse to sneak back into the house after a night out.

A man breaks into a flat, startling the occupant. They argue about the new girlfriend of the 'burglar', who's come to get her stuff. Then a third man bursts out of the cupboard...

A woman, in her bedroom, is putting her jewelry away. Alarmed by strange noises at her door, she hides behind her bed. A burglar enters the room and steals her jewelry box. The woman calls for help, a police officer steps in and starts to chase the thief.

A novice burglar stumbles into the wrong apartment.

A trio of female burglars plan to break into a house by going through the garage. However, they find a stash of porn mags and various sex toys in the garage, and busy themselves with those items. Meanwhile, two cops find the burglars' car, investigate and find the burglars in the garage, and they decide to also busy themselves, but with the burglars. Things get even more complicated when the owner of the house and his wife show up.