My boyfriend is gonna kick your ass!

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a super-hero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.

After Kick-Ass’ insane bravery inspires a new wave of self-made masked crusaders, he joins a patrol led by the Colonel Stars and Stripes. When these amateur superheroes are hunted down by Red Mist — reborn as The Mother Fucker — only the blade-wielding Hit-Girl can prevent their annihilation.

Don't Fuck My Boyfriend, Bitch!

You know how I can tell that my boyfriend loves me? He lets me fuck him deep and hard in the ass until he cums like a little bitch!