horse turns into something james bond

A race horse swallows a microfilm and is pursued by the major superpowers spy agencies.

Jane Bond (Amber Lynn) secret agent 69, meets the man with a golden rod and does the hoiky toikey.

A man who thinks he's James Bond escapes a psychiatric hospital to play out his fantasies.

James Bond tracks his archnemesis, Ernst Blofeld, to a mountaintop retreat in the Swiss alps where he is training an army of beautiful, lethal women. Along the way, Bond falls for Italian contessa Tracy Draco, and marries her in order to get closer to Blofeld.